UPDATE: 6-30-2009 at 12:09 PM 

RECENT DEATHS:

 1. David Carradine-Actor: June 4 2009 (72 years old).  Shocker today as the star of Kill Bill and Kung Fu was found dead in Thailand in an apparent suicide.  Update:  apparently he died from autoerotic asphyxiation.  Not  the way you want to be remembered.

2.  The Cavs chances of re-signing Lebron James/Cleveland's chances to win a championship in the next decade: May 30, 2009 (6 years old).  Cleveland blows the big one again (SURPRISE).  Cleveland continues to succeed in its role as biggest loser city in the country and forced me to become a LA fan because I am now convinced every sports league is giving the city financial aid to choke in the playoffs every year.  Suck a fat one Cleveland! Disclaimer: I still love (yes I have emotions now) all of you guys but the city as a  living entity can lick my sack.